Monday, 26 August 2013

Man Arrested For Allegedly Convincing A Woman That His Man-Hood Could Get Rid Of Evil Spirits In Her Privates

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Huang Jianjun was arrested this month in China’s Guangdong Province for allegedly convincing a woman that his man-hood could get rid of evil spirits in her v**ina, according to a trnslation of the Southern Metropolis Daily by the Global Times.
The victim allegedly came to the self-described “Ghostbuster” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That’s when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea.
From the Global Times:

Huang then convinced [the victim] to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her v**ina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her – ghosts he could only catch with his man-hood
Jianjun allegedly told authorities he couldn’t have had s*x with the victim because diabetes prevents him from achieving an erection. As TNT Down Under surmises, ”So it turns out he wouldn’t have been able to help with the ghost problem after all.”
The story has also caused the Frisky’s Ami Angelowicz to breakup with the so-called buster of ghosts.
“Huang, you have crossed the line. You are a sick f–k,” Angelowicz writes in an angry letter announcing the severing of her romantic ties with Jianjun.

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